What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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