- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

boobs!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

nothing

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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