A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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whats up and also down? your mum

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your mum

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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black people

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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