- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Seven

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

cats are pussies

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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