- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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