- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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