- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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