How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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