What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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My cat just died.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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