- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

ME NAME IS JEFF

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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