- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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