Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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No your aunties a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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