- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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