- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

When is a door not a door? Never.

Click here to end the world.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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