What do u call a cripple Biv

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

who is awesome? no one...

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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