- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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