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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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