Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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