Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What the hell are you doing?

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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