- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Obama

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Refridgerator.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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