- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

whats up and also down? your mum

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

I need to start studying.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

When is a door not a door? Never.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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