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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.