Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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