I like touching my boobs

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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