A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Womens rights.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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