A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Amazing

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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ur gey

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What would Muhammed do?

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Robin, get in the car!

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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