My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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whats 2+2? math.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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