four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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boo

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Justin Bieber

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Vote this up

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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