A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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