what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

CFL

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Do the roar!

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Soccer...

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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