- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

can you touch your toes? no

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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