- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

masturbating on a tarc bus

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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