If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Wait! hundred billions!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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