Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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