- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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