Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Anti Joke

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