- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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