you dint have to be a jew matt

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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