- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Your Mother

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

civil rights

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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