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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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