What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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