- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

I went to school. Then I came home.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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