- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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