Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

haha black people :D

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Women's rights.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

batman farted so hes retarded

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Wigan.

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