Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

A car walks into a bar.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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