- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

feminists.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

speech and debate.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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