Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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