- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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