My Butthole.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

kieran is a homosexual

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

womans rights...

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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