boobs!

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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