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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

haha black people :D

I work at jcpenny

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What's big and purple? Barney

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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