You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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