What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

antonio has a penis head.lol

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

gay pom...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

i found waldo.

Get up Look in the mirror

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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