Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

i found waldo.

antonio has a penis head.lol

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

You know what's funny? Rape

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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