Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Refrigerator

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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