- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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