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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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