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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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