- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

scraggle is in you pillow case

So does Blake

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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