My cat just died.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Arrow in the Knee!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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