- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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