A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Badabing.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Get up Look in the mirror

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gay pom...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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