- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

human centipede

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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