A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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