Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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