- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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